A man in a bar with a big smile

A man in a bar with a big smile

A man walks into a bar with a big smile on his face

The bartender says “why are you so happy?”

The man replies “well, after work I was walking home and saw this woman tied to a train track.

It was just like something out of a movie!

So I untied her and took her home.

And then we had the best sex of my life, all over the house in every position you could imagine!

It was unbelievable!”

The bartender is impressed “sounds great! Was she hot?”

“Not sure”, said the man, “I never found the head.”